2004: Fossil Hippie Belt

Please don't ask me why I bought this belt because I don't know. It's damn ugly, Thing is, I actually really liked it at the time, but I never wore it because it smelled like fish. How leather can smell like walleye guts is beyond me. I even put this thing outside on the patio in the dead of winter to air it out in hopes of getting rid of the tuna smell. It didn't work. Can you blame me for not wanting to walk around smelling like I have a personal hygiene problem?

Old Navy "Magic" the Dog Easter Bunny Plush

No, it's not an article of clothing...But remember when Old Navy sold these stuffed dogs? These "Magic" stuffed toys were sold at Old Navy in the early '00s. I always thought they were so cute! I had a bunch of them -- and apparently I sold this lil' guy on eBay. :( I kinda regret it. I wish Old Navy still sold these things.

2004: Maurices Maroon Fair Isle Sweater

I could lie and tell you I bought this in 1994 and wore it in high school, but I won't. I'll be honest and admit that I purchased and wore this matronly marvel in 2004. If you wore a sweater like this in the '80s and '90s, and were a high school student or young adult, that'd be fine. However, if you're a young twenty-something and wearing a bulky, shapeless, boring sweater like this in 2004, well, it's simply not stylish.

This is something a senior citizen named Mable would wear to the 2pm seating at the Old Country Buffet. But I wore it on dates with my boyfriend to TGIFridays for DRANKS and dinner.


I tried selling it on eBay a few years ago with no luck. I even paired it with a necklace to make it look nicer, but no bites. Today, it's probably dying a slow death in the bowels of a thrift store.

2000: Gap Khaki Shortalls

From about late 1999 until the spring of 2001, I was obsessed with wearing overalls. Overalls briefly revisited the fashion scene in the late '90s and early '00s. My signature outfit during those years (my college year, mind you) was a pair of denim, khaki or corduroy overalls paired with an Old Navy logo baby t. During the winter, it was an Old Navy logo-bearing long sleeved t-shirt or a tight-fitting ribbed sweater.  I lived for wearing this stuff. I had enough overalls to last me every day of the week, so if I wanted to look like Farmer Johnson's daughter (who just pulled up in a Jeep), I could.

Thankfully, I didn't tie a shirt around the waist. No, I did that fashion trend in 1996's "tie your sweatshirt around your waist of your overalls so that your ass looks like the back of the bus" epidemic.

I retired from wearing overalls in the spring of 2001, when I realized I was the only one still wearing this stuff.

2005: Banana Republic Outlet Ruched Sweater Top

This weird sweater made its home in my closet for a little while in 2005. The ruching down the front is supposed to add detail and visual interest, but it comes across looking like you had a pulled the top out of the hamper in pure desperation because you had "nothing" to wear and didn't bother to iron it. This was from the Banana Republic Outlet, where there's something 'off' about all the clothes.

2006: Old Navy Outlet: Embroidered Flower Miniskirt

2006 loves its embroidered denim.

Embroidered denim seemed to be all the rage in 2006, no? I bought this beauty at the Old Navy Outlet. And I never wore it.

My guess is that I got a good deal on it since I obviously decided to sell it on eBay rather than return it to the Old Navy Outlet (I don't live that far from it).

I sold it because it was too short on me. I didn't dare bare that much leg at work. Because, of course, that's where I was planning on wearing this denim disaster.

Confession: I still think it's kinda cute :X

2006 Limited: "Drew Jeans" with Embroidered Flowers

Limited: Drew Jeans from 2006

Bought these jeans at the Limited in 2006 when I was 26. The flowers look like they belong on a wedding cake and overall, they look like something my 8 year old niece would wear. I paired them with a turquoise sweater from The Gap. I'd even wear them to work. Please don't hate me.

My love affair with these jeans didn't last too long; they went up on eBay only after having them for a few months. Not because I felt too old too old to be wearing them, but that the turquoise sweater I told you about shrunk and I couldn't figure out what else to wear with them.

Oh, the clothes I used to wear...

First things first.

This isn't a fashion blog! I'm not going to take hipster pictures of me, prancing around in a field.

And this isn't a blog about fugly '80s clothing. I was in elementary school in the '80s, so my fashion sins can be forgiven. Instead, I'll take you through a journey of my 1990s and 2000's clothing.

Thing is, none of it is too cringe-worthy and some of it might be from, say, 2009!

Maybe I'm weird, but I attach a lot of memories to my clothing. Because most of my clothing was from the mall (Old Navy, Gap, Macy's, NY&CO, etc.), you might've owned one of these pieces. I hope to spark a trip down memory lane for 'ya!

I have an excellent memory, so I'll be able to tell you roughly when the item was purchased.

I also used to sell my old clothing on eBay. Fortunately, I've kept EVERY SINGLE PHOTO I took for items I sold, since I began selling in 2004. So I have a lot of material.

The inspiration for this blog comes from a lady I saw at the Science Museum a few weeks back. She was wearing this hideous skirt. I kept thinking, "I know that skirt from somewhere."

Turns out, I had that same skirt. Bought it from New York & Company in 2002. And, yep, it'll be featured on the blog. Trust me, it's bad.